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The old Texas trooper just pulled over a speeder. He walks up
to the drivers side window and hauls of and slaps the fire out of him. The
shocked driver said "W-w-w-hat did you do that for". The old troop said, "Boy,
don't you know when a trooper pulls you over, you'd better be ready when I get
here". The driver hands him the license and shortly after received his
citation. Again the trooper hauls off and belts him one across the face. The
guy said, "Alright, now what was that for?" The old troop said, "that's to
remind you not to speed in Texas. Now get out of here...Wait...hold on." The
troop walks over to the passenger side and slaps the fire out of him. The
passenger said, "...But, but, but, I wasn't even driving". The troop said, "I
know, I was just granting your wish". The passenger says, "wish, what wish?."
Old troop said, "I know that you wouldn't have got five miles from here before
you told your buddy, "I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me!"
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