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An insurance salesman in Dallas wakes up one morning
and hears a little voice in his head. The voice says 'Quit
your job, sell your house, take all your money, and head
to Vegas.'
The salesman ignores the voice. Unfortunately, he keeps
hearing the voice all day long. The voice says 'Quit your job,
sell your house, take all your money, and head to Vegas.'
By about 3:00, the voice is constant. He can't concentrate
on anything, he can't hear anything else, just the voice.
The voice says 'Quit your job, sell your house, take all
your money, and head to Vegas.'
By 5:00, he can't stand it. The salesman says what the
hell, he's never done anything spontaneous in his life,
and this might be some sort of sign. So, he does what
the voice has been telling him to do. He quits his job,
he sells his house, and he hops on a plane to Vegas.
As he gets off the plane, he hears the voice again.
The voice says 'Go to Caesar's Palace.'
The guy jumps in a cab and goes to Caesar's Palace.
The voice says 'Go to the Roulette Table.'
The guy heads to the Roulette Table.
The voice says 'Put everything you have on Black 17.'
The guy puts everything he has on Black 17.
The girl spins the marble and when it stops announces 'Red 8.'
The voice says 'oooops!'
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