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A man was walking along the beach and he saw something lying in the sand. So the man picked it up and dusted it off. Suddenly, a cloud arose from the bottle and out came a genie. The genie told the man she will grant him 3 wishes, but to be careful, because whatever the man wished for, the genie would give him, but she would also give his wife double. So after thinking for a while, the man came up with his first wish. He told the genie that he wanted his very own island. So, the genie gave him an island, and gave his wife 2. For his next wish, the man asked for a billion dollars. The genie granted his wish by giving him 1 billion dollars, and his wife, 2 billion dollars. The man thought about his third and final wish. "I would like for you to beat me half to death"