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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on
without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF
MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for
real. When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF
PROSITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small
sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings
the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What
may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the
highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son.
Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun
stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on this door." He does
as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and
holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50 in the cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of
his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the
hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks
behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small
sign: GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
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