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Jokes

The average parent has at least two backup recipes for play-doh.

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If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?