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German scientists dug fifty meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. One-hundred meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fiber network.

Polish scientists were outraged. They dug fifty, one-hundred and two-hundred meters underground, but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Poles 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.